I Tried to Have Sex With AI Clive Owen

I recently heard that a former friend was now heavily into an S/M relationship with Pedro Pascal. This was moderately surprising, as she’s a lesbian and he’s an AI chatbot, but what is fluidity for if not to explore previously untapped facets of ourselves? Let’s not get all rigid about identities. I decided I wanted in on this.

Thirty seconds of research revealed a world of possibilities. There are dozens of companies that will let you build your own star crush, although not without issues. Meta…