And The Truth? This Writing Style Screams AI

Six months ago, you could spot AI-generated text by its polished grammar, rigid essay structure, suspicious fondness for em dashes – and, of course, the inevitable emoji bullets (🔥🚀✨). The real giveaway, at least to my eye and ear, isn’t the emojis or the punctuation. It’s the cadence.

AI writing has a rhythm problem. The sentences are clipped. Overly dramatic. Split into one-line paragraphs that feel more like infomercials than journalism.

“The truth? This wasn’t SEO causation. It was a stock market correction.”
“They were left…