EarPods Are Not the Solution to Making Wireless Earbuds Better

Let me be very clear: I am not young. I’m not old, either. But I am not young. That means there are some things that I just don’t do. I don’t wear big pants, I don’t drink caffeine past 1:30 p.m., and I don’t, under any circumstances, f**k with EarPods. I’m not talking about AirPods, Apple’s wireless earbuds that use Bluetooth to connect to devices sans cable. I’m talking about EarPods, the wired counterpart that connects to your phone via USB-C or a Lightning cable if…